[問卦] 白人對CCR的真心話

 作者  guets (guets)                                          看板  Gossiping
 標題  [問卦] 白人對CCR的真心話
 時間  Fri Jun  7 14:15:24 2013
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某加拿大老外打出對於亞洲CCR女真心話

我覺得我們應該能跟他成為好朋友XD 原文看了會心一笑 心情都好多了~
由於在下沒受過翻譯訓練 建議盡量看原文比較好笑
不過真的不行那就開燈吧 我會試著翻生活化一點

I think the penis argument when comparing Asian and White men is so stupid.
Asian women could CARE LESS if a White guy has a small penis, what she cares
about is his RACE. What I find so funny is that Asian women think they are
elevating themselves to a higher plateau when they screw, date or marry a
White man, and I think the total opposite when I see an Asian women with a
White man. I think she is an ugly, insecure, racist, vagina-begging
hypocrite.

Asian women are giving themselves a bad reputation in Western culture and
they are too stupid and single-minded in their desperate pursuit of White men
to even realize it. Asian women are the laughing stock of my culture.

我覺得拿黃人白人老二長短做文章很蠢 今天若是白人老二其實很小    又會跳針打
太極了 好笑的是   總覺得跟白人搞在一起能拉抬自己身價 我倒完全覺得那是作賤自己
看到的是醜陋 沒安全感 種族歧視 對內  虛偽 表面上裝矜持 私底下 一附求插鮑的賤樣

這些   太蠢一心只想哈洋屌 殊不知破壞了自己在西方世界的風評 淪為我們茶餘飯後的
笑話

這邊則是對他們自己白魯蛇的看法

I've seen white guys who really are into asian girls. I wonder about that.
These white guys are usually rejects in white society. Like in university
these white guys are failing, so they go to asia to do what? To teach
english! Give me a break. And they go there cuz they think they'll be
automatically adored for being white, and some of them women do adore them.
But I think they are adored by asian women who have an inferiority complex
and want to be white themselves. Anyhow, these loser white guys are just
arrogant. They think that asian women should automatically like them. I've
known many asian women who date white guys, and when you meet these guys they
are pathetic losers (no job, etc.). But the white guys know that no any woman
from any race besides the asian one would tolerate them. Seen so many
japanese girl / white guy combos that end up the japanese girl is miserable
cuz they are badly treated and they end up supporting their loser white
boyfriend/husband.

 我看過一些很哈黃女的白人 很納悶 編 因為                        啊
這些白男通常被我們的社會唾棄 像是大學死當之類的 猜猜看他們跑去亞洲做啥了?
教英文!! 頗呵 饒了我吧 他們以為在演進擊的白巨人嗎!? 可悲的是往往真的有如進出
無人之地般攻破一道道CCR下面的城牆 不過說到底那些CCR也只是嚴重自卑想漂白吧
這些白魯蛇很自大 總認為黃女會自動倒貼過來 我認識很多CCR的男伴都是徹底的魯蛇
像是無業之類的(編:有CCR包養還需要工作嗎?) 但他們也曉得全世界也只有亞洲女
能容忍他們 看過很多櫻花妹嫁白男的 婚姻都淪落到很慘 飽受先生歧視還要繼續賺錢
養他(編:至少結婚啦 灣灣CCR大概連嫁都嫁不成咧 頗呵)

如果妳是個不折不扣的西餐妹 看不懂英文也請別開燈
總之這堆英文是ㄧ堆稱讚的話 大意就是在歌頌你們的"真愛"呦 ^.<~

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