作者 aiya0824 (也無風雨也無晴) 看板 StupidClown
標題 [無言] 女朋友懷孕了
時間 Sun Aug 5 23:32:46 2012
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今天跟朋友出去從朋友那聽來的XDDD
主角是朋友父親的同事，以下簡稱A爸
有一天A爸一早起床，發現自己的親兒子跪在他床前
於是A爸就趕緊問兒子怎麼了
兒子就劈哩啪啦開始掉淚，說女朋友懷孕甚麼的blabla
A爸一聽當然是又驚又怒，但心想人家都懷孕了都已經造成既成事實
事到如今打罵兒子也沒用了，只能好好接受&好好處理
於是A爸就看著兒子
A爸問:那她人呢?
兒子:...在外面
A爸:讓她進來吧...
然後......
他兒子的女朋友就抱著一個BABY走了進來.......
可想而知A爸有多麼晴天霹靂...
P.S聽說A爸跟同事們講這件事後所有同事當場都笑翻了
可是回到家第一件事就是跑去跟小孩說:拜託你們以後千萬不要這樣.....
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推 hankwanghow:吃好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:37
推 ssmiler:好扯XDDD 08/05 23:39
推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:39
推 zho71:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:39
→ noonee:這...不叫懷孕吧？ 08/05 23:41
推 zeroonebear:A爸都傻了吧XDDDD 08/05 23:42
推 leotompp:免洗..的阿公 XDDDDDDD 08/05 23:47
推 yl871015:........... A爸哭笑不得吧 08/05 23:50
推 haha922:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:51
推 gouyan:這已經不是先上車後補票了 是貨到付款了 08/05 23:54
推 Hans14:XDDD 當場含飴弄孫, 多有效率 08/05 23:54
→ kimuranene:A爸連按暫停鍵的時間都沒有... 08/05 23:57
推 gin008:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:58
推 wayne651:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太快了啊 08/05 23:58
→ Lavchi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:59
推 karen71014:得來速~~~~XDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:59
推 colingoodboy:貨到付款XDDDDDD 08/06 00:00
推 k382214:好快就生了 XD 08/06 00:00
推 wtf426:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:01
推 sulunpas:兒子：我們交往明明就還不到十個月...(騷頭） 08/06 00:01
推 w660:XDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:03
→ leejee:懷孕了... 什麼時候的事? 去年... 08/06 00:04
→ leouni:無痛升級阿公 瞬間轉職 可喜可賀 空降金孫 08/06 00:04
推 ink31267:推內文還有貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:05
推 iammark:↑↑↓↓←→←→ＡＢ等登燈~~阿爸瞬間升級阿公 08/06 00:06
推 Rainbow1014:貨到付款~~笑翻 08/06 00:07
推 abasqoo:哈哈 超級無敵快 08/06 00:09
推 penguin01:推 gouyan:是貨到付款了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:10
推 willy319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:10
推 pkp:得來速 08/06 00:12
推 asazen:太扯了 這最後怎麼收拾呀XD 08/06 00:12
推 hanabi731:車都到站了....XDDD 08/06 00:13
→ lazyboy624:都生出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:14
推 storyf66014:是精神時光屋還是直接轉職當阿公XD 08/06 00:15
推 swordtimer:跪求後續 08/06 00:16
推 superrai:有笑有推! 08/06 00:17
推 ro921804:超誇張XD 08/06 00:19
推 Dill1348:推貨到付款 XD 08/06 00:20
推 v7021:不接受也不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:22
推 kick:兒子：爸，我的那一個在肚子裡。 08/06 00:24
推 CP64:貨到付款怎樣啊XDDDDD 08/06 00:25
推 veddiet:這根本就是拆開機子 在晶片上塗鉛筆快速成長吧!!!!!!!! 08/06 00:29
推 human45:是月票的卡都拿出來，要老爸付清吧XDDDDDDD 08/06 00:29
推 std94003:XDDDD 08/06 00:29
→ veddiet:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:30
推 pillooow:也太誇張XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:33
推 emmalhp:貨到付款 XDDDD 08/06 00:38
推 Tenging:貨到付款 08/06 00:40
推 restingbeast:老爸：是我睡太久嗎？O_Oa 08/06 00:41
→ doom3:瞬間升級成阿公...XD 08/06 00:41
推 pluto9951020:XD 08/06 00:41
推 penguin1993:他爸應該要慶幸他孫子不是走進來的... 08/06 00:45
推 veddiet:推樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 08/06 00:45
→ CP64:後面越來越誇張了XD 08/06 00:49
推 LonelyLove:貨到付款真的太有才了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:49
推 sounan:或是慶幸孫子沒有再抱曾孫進來(也太誇張 08/06 00:51
→ mpcb:(20年後) 乖，叫阿祖.... 08/06 00:54
→ NotUniqueSol:推 kick:兒子：爸，我的那一個在肚子裡。 08/06 00:56
推 maple0229:貨到付款XDDDDDDD 08/06 00:57
推 q2210173:好好笑XD 08/06 01:03
推 lovekangin:瞬間從爸爸轉職成阿公 08/06 01:06
→ UMADBRO:爆到就可 08/06 01:07
推 sinfe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:10
推 kikukuki:只好推 08/06 01:10
推 rogirl04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:13
推 Addidas:反正現在七八月 九十月開始這種狀況劇就會陸續發生 08/06 01:20
推 quietvox:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:23
→ siamese:我大伯也發生這種事~人還沒看過.就當阿公了 08/06 01:23
推 lenjoyn:這是什麼劇情!!! 08/06 01:27
推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDD 08/06 01:31
推 ASSBEAR:貨到付款XDDD笑翻 08/06 01:33
推 phyyyyyy:貨到付款XDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:34
推 shintz:比吃金蟬王還要厲害阿XDDD 08/06 01:37
推 leejee:一秒鐘變阿公 08/06 01:41
推 shuwei:這太迅速了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:42
推 RoyEdo:你真的PO了XDDDD但你寫得好好喔可惡XDDDDD 08/06 01:50
→ lemon086:先斬後奏，高招高招 08/06 01:51
推 zaoa3345678:一覺醒來就轉職了 08/06 01:53
推 cabal7931:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:54
推 tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:58
推 ace12348:推貨到付款XDDDD 08/06 02:00
推 zxc19876:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這也太快速!!! 08/06 02:00
推 cowboy2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:04
推 ytcytc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:09
推 te1e1:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:09
推 nxling0809:XDD 08/06 02:12
推 RixE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:16
推 naokr:貨到付款笑翻了XDD 08/06 02:17
→ poiuy66887:一樣可以打掉!(握拳 08/06 02:22
→ putout:爸爸:[超幹]進化時連B都不給按 08/06 02:23
推 jzn:XD 08/06 02:33
推 dragon0139:推貨到付款XD 08/06 02:34
推 GF:見面四秒就變阿公! 08/06 02:37
推 goenitzx:[秘技]一秒變阿公 08/06 02:47
→ den123den123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:51
推 dabinlo:之後兒子澄清絕對不是貨到付款，而是肚中的才是正貨。 08/06 03:09
→ dabinlo:A爸由晴天霹靂轉為世界末日 08/06 03:10
推 aggressorX:所以是兩隻的意思嗎 懷裡一隻 肚裡一隻 08/06 03:41
推 sanhowu:一秒變阿公 08/06 04:15
推 thlu1:此商品買一送一(可超商取貨、貨到付款) 08/06 04:18
推 wildbloodcat:是幾歲啊? 成年人的話貨到付款其實也還好吧 08/06 04:23
推 LCV: 08/06 04:35
推 lancehsiao:人生就像跑馬燈 08/06 05:00
推 steven5l5l:貨到付款也太好笑XDDDDDDDDD 08/06 05:08
推 Ericdion: 08/06 05:12
→ Ericdion:有聽過更扯的：除夕夜突然出現6歲的孫子 喊爺爺 08/06 05:14
→ ericinttu:結果爺爺是孩子的爹 08/06 05:35
推 luke7212:找免錢的阿公( ′-`)y-～ 08/06 06:18
推 HuaLan:XDDD 貨到付款 08/06 06:28
推 twofoot:貨到付款，一秒變阿公 XDDDD 08/06 07:26
推 g12288:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 07:28
推 pp617:!!! 08/06 07:38
推 iceking162:朝聖! 08/06 07:41
推 herryck:貨到付款，一秒變阿公 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 07:42
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推 X5566:得來速+宅配 08/06 08:30
→ CTUST:往好處想孩子已平安順利出生 不用保溫箱 住院 僅剩托嬰服務 08/06 08:44
→ CTUST:趙靈兒都沒這麼快生 08/06 08:45
推 frank8421:推貨到付款~~ 08/06 08:51
推 source34:貨到不付款都不行了..... 08/06 08:59
推 hnrywang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:01
推 bill2922:看這樣子原PO爸可以平安的當到阿祖級的XD 08/06 09:08
推 yunyun85106:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:11
推 Meclarity:推一秒變阿公 08/06 09:12
推 Sashimii:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:15
推 Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:19
推 koyama8127:隔壁老王:賣場交流嗎？ 08/06 09:19
推 s9403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:26
推 max0113:超屌的XD 08/06 09:31
推 wilsmart:這超屌 08/06 09:35
推 littlepity:請用時光包巾 給它塞回去 謝謝 08/06 09:36
推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:53
推 a159753:瞞10個月= =XDD 08/06 09:53
推 oscar10325:XD 08/06 09:53
推 fun10068:這個叫做比驚訝還驚訝啊XDDDDDD 08/06 10:01
推 reasonal:貨到付款哪昭XD 08/06 10:06
推 cocoasheep:貨到付款好好笑 08/06 10:10
推 tammy100:推文太有趣了!! A爸快哭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:12
推 w60241:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:12
推 kira925:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/06 10:12
推 mydeargf:笨板真的一點都不笨 XD 08/06 10:16
→ milk751:貨到付款XDDDD 08/06 10:17
推 g1232622:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:22
推 janefeel:貨到付款超好笑XDDD 08/06 10:31
推 Hazel0906:貨到付款太絕妙 08/06 10:45
推 chin0505:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:48
推 amadeswu:在下來朝聖 08/06 10:48
推 nanako510:貨到付款太好笑 08/06 10:50
推 lazzier:貨到付款實在超絕XD 08/06 11:08
推 clisan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 11:24
推 icemirage:他老爸一定覺得被盜刷 08/06 11:25
推 bellachen100:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 11:36
推 Lantern:XD 08/06 11:41
推 lun1110:靠邀...這哪算懷孕了，都生下來了!!! 08/06 11:44
推 Linzoma:女方的家長不會也不知道吧XDDD太神奇了 08/06 12:02
推 vinder:得知懷孕…驚訝…接受…已生下… 08/06 12:15
推 HornyDragon:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 12:26
推 zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 12:48
推 lilylin37:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 12:49
推 bluebarley:果然是貨到付款! 08/06 13:00
推 longlyday:哈哈哈 生下來只是早晚問題嘛!!! 08/06 13:05
推 phix:直接跳過懷孕要照顧的階段 還不錯啊 08/06 13:16
推 bluetesdano:什麼他媽的叫他媽的驚喜啊~xddddd 08/06 13:19
推 kamison:[超幹]貨到付款不給退... 08/06 13:39
推 weilve:貨到付款，真的是一絕!! 這推文太有梗了!! 08/06 14:01
推 getout2007:哈哈哈 超迅速XDDDD 08/06 14:18
推 hazel0805:太誇張了 哈哈哈 還好他老爸心臟夠強 08/06 14:22
推 sanelien:朝聖！！！貨到付款太讚了！XDD瞬間當阿公XDDDD 08/06 14:36
推 e1q3z9c7:應該是懷第二個吧 08/06 14:48
推 chengweirh:.............. 08/06 14:52
噓 shinmoner:可能要驗個DNA? 08/06 15:01
推 shinmoner:可能要驗個DNA? 08/06 15:03
推 towelll:看完原文就邊笑邊想一秒變阿公 果真推文就出現了XDDDDDD 08/06 15:10
推 PolarK:貨到付款XDDDDDD 08/06 15:15
推 kaihung:貨到付款XDDDD 08/06 15:19
推 godispower:XDXDXD 08/06 15:20
推 olivia1124:太誇張了吧!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 15:25
推 nixing:多想三秒鐘，可以當阿公！ 08/06 15:32
推 edison10927:推貨到付款!!! 08/06 15:42
推 heerowei0802:貨到付款XDDDDDDD 08/06 15:42
推 XiaoV:貨到付款戳中我笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 15:43
推 shan1209:哈哈哈哈哈 靠 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 16:15
推 windhsu:有笑點 08/06 16:15
推 kenneth317:睡個覺起來變阿公 會不會打自己2巴掌以為在作夢 08/06 16:26
推 dreamaki:XDDDDDDDDD 08/06 16:27
推 ariesjiujk:XD 08/06 16:40
推 z3728:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 16:44
推 sopi:朝聖 08/06 16:45
推 hugochen:推貨到付款XD 08/06 16:59
推 edllin:貨到付款好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 17:13
推 wuj:貨到付款 超好笑的阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 17:23
→ krachchiu:貨到付款超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 17:24
推 kiki41052:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 18:14
推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 18:16
推 fghj142:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 18:36
推 anarch:有人注意到RoyEdo大大的推文嬤? 08/06 18:40
推 a5544331:RoyEdo:你真的PO了XDDDD但你寫得好好喔可惡XDDDDD 08/06 18:48
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